What movies have not aged well?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Dr No

You Only Live Twice

Why are Republican politicians so afraid to oppose Trump?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What was your most embarrassing wardrobe malfunction in public?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Ah so!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What are LGBT+ people tired of hearing?

-”She is very sexyful!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What is the gayest experience you have seen in prison?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Octopussy

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why is my older sister so mean to me as if I was her enemy?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Diamonds Are Forever

What are the best ways to treat seasonal allergies?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What was your wildest experience as a lesbian?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slapping Tracy.

From Russia With Love

Why do nice guys rarely or never win?

Moonraker

Live and Let Die

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

I caught my husband of 20 years looking at inappropriate pics of women on TikTok or Instagram. I'm not sure., but when I told him he got mad and made excuses of why they popped up. I then told him how I've snuck on his phone and saw what he's been looking at . We had a horrible big fight. I asked him why did he even marry me when I see the type he likes . Nothing like me, I'm petite, blonde and blue eyes. These women are dark haired dark eyed and have curvy bodies, large breasts, etc. I just don't feel the same about him after this. I can't get over this

Goldfinger

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Man with the Golden Gun

I Used to Dread Taking Creatine—Then I Found These Gummies - The Daily Beast

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-J W Pepper

-All the bad guys are black.

Why is Reddit blocked by the Indonesian government?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

A View to a Kill

I caught my neighbor leaving his 12-year-old son home alone and he has not come back in 6 hours. Should I call CPS?